Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
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Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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