I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Randomize