he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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