Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
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I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
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Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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