Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
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I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
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You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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