Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
what the fuck is wrong with you
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