In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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