the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
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my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT