So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I think a kid would responsible me up
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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