It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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