Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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