White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
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There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
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Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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