It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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