i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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