Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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