you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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