Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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