Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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