yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
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I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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