so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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