Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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