My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
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Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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