I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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