Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Found your dick twin last night
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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