Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
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Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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