i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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