So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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