Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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