Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
