i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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