Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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