i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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