you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
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I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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