Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
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it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
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Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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