I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
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oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
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