it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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