____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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