I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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