The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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