If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i came on her dog
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
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I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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