if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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