Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
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i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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