so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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