Dual....:-)
hell yes lets make some ravioli
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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