Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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