Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
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For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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