It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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