he shaved USA in his pubs
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
sex in a hospital.. check
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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