she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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