her vagina looked like bernie madoff
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Can vaginas get frostbite?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Is Oprah even human
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize
