Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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