I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
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You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
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People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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