I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
don't judge my taste in strippers
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
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Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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