i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
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Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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