Tell her she can't have a vagina
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Randomize