What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
