i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
